(via spreken-ze-dick)
I’ve always wanted to dye my hair this colour :o
Same
(Source: snotbubbl, via stainedhands-dyedhair)
whenever i leave a store without buying anything and i have a bag with me i’m always convinced that the owners will think i’m shoplifting so i try my hardest to wear an expression that says “i am not a shoplifter” but i’m fairly certain that i just end up looking like i have recently killed a family of 5 and eaten them for breakfast
(via jacklikesalex)
jaime u r so fricking cute when ur scared
MIKE U ASSHOLE…BUT HAHHAa I CAN’T EVEN
Jamie is honestly so scared of loud noises and Mike knows that and he scares him anyway
:(
hahahahHAHAHAHAHAH
Mike u little shit xD
oh.. oh.. i can’t breathe!! :D <333
AWHH I CAN’T EVEN. Tawhh.
OMfg Jaime just HIT THE FLOOR He must have grown up in the ghetto he knows the drill
I will never not reblog this because Mike is such an asshole but I love it.
d-d-d-d-drop the bass
wasn’t expecting this
but arent you glad it hapened
its ears ITS EARS ITS EARS ITS EARS
floomph
oh my god
(Source: caturday, via fly--with-me-to-neverland)
Tyler: “I didn’t know what the fuck was going on, I thought it was a gunshot. I heard that shit and was like “fuck that”.
???: “You jumped high though.”
Tyler: “I’m black.”
GUYS MY 10 YEAR OLD BROTHER WAS JUST TELLING BE ABOUT HOW HE KNOWS EVERY GUY’S CRUSH IN HIS CLASS AND H KEEPS TRACK OF IT SO THAT IF A GUY GETS A NEW CRUSH HE GOES AND CALLS THE GIRL AND LETS HER KNOW. HE LITERALLY USED THE PHRASE “I’M IN THE BUSINESS”.
GUYS
MY BROTHER IS A 5TH GRADE PIMP
(Source: faeiouck, via raised-like-a-phoenix)
don’t ever take me on a date to an aquarium because i will ignore you and spend the whole time looking at the fish
But, if you think about it, that’s all the more reason to go. The person you’re dating gets to sit back and watch you smile and have fun. All the while, he/she’s falling deeper in love with you.
thatS REALLY CUTE IM GONNA CRY
(Source: fefarielle, via crybecausebands)
Hayley is severely worried about tumblr users.
Teachers just don’t get it. It’s real out there.
(Source: glitterbites, via you-reextraordinary)
making my way downtown
what’s wrong with your coins did you bend them or something?
I believe that’s a British coin called a pence….That’s 50 pence
so you’re telling me
that British coins
aren’t even circular
I’m so done with Britain and their eurovision and polygonal coins
some british coins are circular you know
(Source: forrestgumb, via thepartyscene-)
everything-is-a-damn-illusion:
wait…what?
how can one dog be so funny? It’s not fair
